So this guy came into Subway today and asked what the sub of the day was, so I told him it was the Melt and he was like “I thought Monday’s sub was the steak and cheese?” So I was like, “Well it is, but today is Tuesday…” and he got really confused and he was like “Oh… wow, where did Monday go? I seem to have lost a day.”
So as a Whovian, I naturally thought up a bunch of possible reasons he may have lost a day.
I SAW HIS HAT. HE WAS WEARING A HAT. AND IT WAS FROM A LOCKSMITH COMPANY. AND IT WAS CALLED. IT WAS. “SHERLOCK LOCK & KEY.” SHERLOCK. WHOLOCK. I DIED.