truffleshuffle12:

Like, when I tell my best friend “That’s a lovely shade of slut you’re wearing today” I’ll immediately follow it with “ducks”. Nobody seems to be able to differentiate the difference between a joke and me being serious except for me and the studio audience inside my head.

Samantha is my favourite human being.

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   Best idea ever

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   Same my dad has th hardest time telling even though I swear my sarcasim is perfectly clear

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    -.- my exact problem. My sarcasm and satire has become so dry that it just sounds like my regular voice now.

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    Samantha is my favourite human being.

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